This piece of premium headwear will not keep your wings warm. Rather, it'll let them fly in the wind as you rip one bardownski at your local pond.
With its premium fit and high profile design, this hat has a 85% chance of staying on your head when the 65 year old former AHL player rips one at your dome.
(*WARNING* DO NOT ATTEMPT AS THE LTL 'RETRO TRUCKER HAT' PROVIDES NO PROTECTION AND IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A PROPER BUCKEY)
High Profile, Structured, Five Panel, Mesh Back, Snapback Closure, Premium 47% cotton Black Hat. With Embroidered Logo on the front
